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Silly Twitterers.

September 12, 2009

I guess this war is over: I outsmarted Phoenix, now he's delusional.

Poor team Twitter…they're in blog > twitter denial. Apparently, they misunderstood the whole battle. Let's go back to the beginning:

twitter.com/phoenixlp: "blogging < facebook < twitter < giant terd. For the non-math contingent, those are "less than" symbols." and "blogging… lame. "Blog" is worse than "twitter."

Therefore, unfortunately for team Twitter, this has never been a "which side are you on" debate.

Greater-than and less-than: it's a hierarchical debate. As in:

Food: Enjoyable and necessary
Blog: Enjoyable and useful
My Toilet: I don't care one way or another about it, but at least it's useful.
Twitter: Less than toilet.

I know Dave is a Star Wars fan, so I'll help him out by using a Star Wars analogy. The question is not "are you on the light side or the dark side?" The question is: which is higher on the food chain, blog or twit?

Blogging is Yoda. Twitter is Jar Jar Binks.

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mike

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