This polo shirt will protect you from being shot with a 9mm handgun. At only $12,000 you can be bullet proof. No word yet on what you should wear to prevent being blasted in the face. Or in the arms. Or legs. Or with a gun bigger than a 9mm.
Maybe they should've thought this through more.
http://www.bornrich.org/entry/let-no-bullet-harm-you-with-the-12000-caballero-polo/