i am pleased to introduce a new guest contributor. he goes by the name SECRET ASIAN MAN. he forwarded the following for inclusion here:

New Ebay auction for a 24k gold 16 gig iPhone. Starting bid is $1000. Winner will be king of the block until Apple releases the 32 gig version. Then they'll just be the fool who bought this one.
http://www.bornrich.org/entry/apple-iphone-24k-gold-16gb-unlocked-goes-on-auction/
-SECRET ASIAN MAN
EDIT: firstly, upon further examination, i'm pretty sure this gold iPhone is bogus. it appears to be a photoshopped 1st-generation iPhone. secondly...the gold iPhone has been outdone by an LP fan: IIIIANGEL911IIII's phone:

