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  • Silly Twitterers.

    September 12, 2009 95 Comments

    I guess this war is over: I outsmarted Phoenix, now he's delusional.

    Poor team Twitter…they're in blog > twitter denial. Apparently, they misunderstood the whole battle. Let's go back to the beginning:

    twitter.com/phoenixlp: "blogging < facebook < twitter < giant terd. For the non-math contingent, those are "less than" symbols." and "blogging… lame. "Blog" is worse than "twitter."

    Therefore, unfortunately for team Twitter, this has never been a "which side are you on" debate.

    Greater-than and less-than: it's a hierarchical debate. As in:

    Food: Enjoyable and necessary
    Blog: Enjoyable and useful
    My Toilet: I don't care one way or another about it, but at least it's useful.
    Twitter: Less than toilet.

    I know Dave is a Star Wars fan, so I'll help him out by using a Star Wars analogy. The question is not "are you on the light side or the dark side?" The question is: which is higher on the food chain, blog or twit?

    Blogging is Yoda. Twitter is Jar Jar Binks.

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    mike

  • Not On Twitter

    September 11, 2009 76 Comments

    Dave just texted me: "you're not on Twitter, right? I think there's a new spazz imposter."

    LOL. I'm using Twitter the way it's supposed to be used, Dave. As my blog's bitch.

    mike

    http://twitter.com/m_shinoda

    EDIT: For those of you who don't know what a twitterfeed is...it automatically posts links to my blog posts. In other words, I don't actually tweet anything. It makes Twitter my blog's subordinate, underling, inferior...biiiaaatch.

  • Random: GGG remix, Phoenix

    September 5, 2009 139 Comments

    It appears that my Gold Guns Girls Metric remix has been circulating online. Glad you guys like it! I'm obviously not permitted to post any links to the track, but there has been some great feedback about it...and you can always just listen to it in the music section here.

    By the way: Phoenix and I were in the supermarket together today...

  • AMAZING!

    September 2, 2009 75 Comments

    You guys have to check this out; it's the truest thing I have ever read:

  • Banner for Your Signature

    August 23, 2009 111 Comments

    I made you guys a present. Here's a fun banner you can put in your message board sig, on your myspace page, or awesome blog...wherever you think it might look snazzy.

    Your move, Phi-tard. :-{o}




    mike

    EDIT: By the way, I know it's "tweeting." "Twittering" is funnier, don't you think?

  • Guitar Wins

    August 23, 2009 164 Comments

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    Sometimes, you're focused so hard on changing instruments that you forget not to hit yourself in the mouth with the guitar.

    mike

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