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  • Mighty Putty

    February 1, 2009 By Mordechai 29 Comments

    LOVE, MORDECHAI

  • Autotune Heaven

    January 31, 2009 By MS and Charlie Bravo 40 Comments

    Just click already.

  • Jerry Jackson Rulllz

    January 30, 2009 61 Comments

    No, seriously. We really did go to Jerry Jackson's house. It looks exactly like it does in this video. His mom is the best, too--she baked us fresh cartoon cookies (huge fan).

    mike

  • Disorder In the Court

    January 29, 2009 93 Comments

    I got this in an email recently:

    These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.

    ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there.

    ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

    ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS: I forget. ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?

    ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?" ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? WITNESS: My name is Susan!

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  • Urban Ninja

    January 21, 2009 By Secret Asian Man 93 Comments

    Note From Mike: Yesterday was a busy day! I was going to post a clip of the inauguration, but since it's available everywhere else, I decided not to post. Also, Happy Birthday to Mr. Rob Bourdon--we had a nice dinner last night to celebrate. On a random note, congratulations to Shepard Fairey -- his famous Obama piece has been inducted into the National Portrait Gallery of the Smithsonian. Pretty amazing, considering the guerilla art /graffiti nature of his past campaigns!

    yo1

    Now, on to Secret Asian Man's post.

    Some people call it Free Running or Parkour, but this guy is apparently the Urban Ninja. Incredible skills, terrible mini ponytail. Still no word on why he suddenly starts fighting a Muay Thai kickboxer whilst on a roof top.

    Craziest thing is Jackie Chan can probably still do most of these tricks and he's in his mid 50's. My knees hurt when I get up from the couch. I'm old.

    -Secret Asian Man

  • Farewell, Dubya!

    January 19, 2009 69 Comments

    A new contributor, Mordechai. He found this gem for us all to enjoy!

    From David Letterman: "The Top 10 Things I Will Actually Miss About Bush"

    mike

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